whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO
im getting this tattooed on my ass
when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl
I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country
I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world
the main ingredient in coke is skeletons
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.