refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Dashcon 2014.

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

It considered him coldly before taking him. And Jay could only think, "There’s no more running."

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

I got scared of a crumb on my hand.